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Don QuixoteDon Quixote
Don Quixote
Chivalry demands I destroy that evil thing.
Sancho Panza
No, master. It is something ordinary and harmless.
Don Quixote
(falls down)
THE END
Crime and PunishmentCrime and Punishment
Raskolnikov
I'm so extraordinary, I can commit crimes. (kills some people)
Sonia
I'm the spiritual side of Raskolnikov.
Porfiry
I'm the intellectual side of Raskolnikov.
Raskolnikov
I have reconciled the two sides of my personality, represented so well by Sonia and Porfiry. (confesses)
THE END
The Collected Work of Edgar Allan PoeThe Collected Work of Edgar Allan Poe
Some Guy
Oh no. I'm buried alive!
Narrator
I died.
Raven
Nevermore.
THE END
Everyone Says I Love YouEveryone Says I Love You
Woody Allen
I'm neurotic.
Audience
We know.
Woody Allen
Yes, but this time I'm going to sing about it. (bursts into song)
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